For translations, I have a love of Shakespeare but I am not a writer or a historian. I am an actress, like in the picture above and below with the Ohio Shakespeare Festival. I want audiences to have fun. I want this to be real. I want it to come from a real base and a real place. I will swear and talk about sex. I want real people to love Shakespeare as much as I do and people who already love Shakespeare to get a good laugh listening to their favorite plays translated line for line. Some translations aren’t perfect, but I change them for the joke, or I translate it how I understand it. Let’s start the show.